Whew! I was having my late-morning coffee in the kitchen when the little woman a few minutes ago came running into the house screaming, "Pigs! They're pigs! For God's sake, come see now!"
I went to the back porch where I could clearly see a herd(?) of pigs with wings flying overhead and toward the south!
"Call the police! Call 911!" shouted Jonka, as she was becoming more and more hysterical.
However, being older and wiser than she, I simply said, "Calm down, little woman. Yes, we saw what we saw---but think: a Republican in Massachusetts has won a U.S. Senate seat, and the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
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