Trying To Tell Me Something?

"You know," the little woman said to me, "all that stuff in your pockets gives you a bulky look."

So I removed a wallet, two sets of keys, ten coins, a nailclipper, four Tootsie Rolls, two handkerchiefs, a pocketknife, a roll of mints, four store receipts, a bottle of hand cleanser, a compass, and a small notepad from my pockets. "There," I said, "how's that?"

"Nope," she replied, "you still look bulky."