Since I've been in Seine, life has been dull, dull, dull. After watching the grass grow and the cows walk up and down the meadows here, dusk finally fell. Hey, the Tony Awards on television---a chance for a little entertainment and a chance to see what has been going down on Broadway. Then, as fast as you can say, "Oprah" or "Rosie"---wham, in my face on the Tonys stage is Liza Minnelli. Dear Mother of God, would someone do both Liza Minnelli and the audience a huge favor, and tell her it's time to silence the pipes, it's time to return the rags to wardrobe, it's time to swallow the last pills from the bottle---in short, it's time TO RETIRE! Someone, please pull the microphone plug on this woman! Julian in New York, can you help us here?
-Old Gargoyle
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