President Obama wants to close Gitmo Prison in Cuba, though he's not sure where to send all of its terrorist prisoners. Most U.S. states which responded to him don't want those prisoners anywhere near their back yard. Strange, in light of the fact that their state prisons always have held notorious murderers and schemers, etc. But one state, Montana, says it eagerly wants those Gitmo guttearers in its own state penitentiary.
Well, why not? Can you picture it? It would be so good for Montana tourism and local business. The local towns could hold an annual "terrorist-roundup days" festival each summer. Montana winters are cold as hell (assuming hell is ice cold), and those terrorists aren't used to that kind of weather. The tourist crowd and media could gather at the gate of the Montana prison each February, and await the controlled exit of one select prisoner. If he would immediately see his shadow, then the locals and the prisoners would know that they're in for six more weeks of winter. And so on.
-Old Gargoyle
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Good idea!....but perhaps we could take there collective temperatures and average them. The resulting average terrorist temperature could then be used to determine our color-coded threat warnings. What do you think?
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