Comfort Food

I was comfortable in my easy chair watching alternately "Cops" and "Millionaire Matchmaker" when the little woman shouted at me from the kitchen, "Did you clean the garage yet?"

"Let me ask you this, Jonka," I replied: "If a garage is a mess, and no one sees it, is it still a mess?"

"Let me ask you this," she retorted: "If an old man is hungry, and no one feeds him, is he still hungry?"

"I'll be in the garage. Call me when supper is ready," I said.

-Old Gargoyle