Blackboard Jungle

I miss my students. I indeed had one who, after patiently listening to thirty minutes of my boring lecture, raised his hand to ask, "Teacher, may I leave the room? My brain is full." Semester exams are around the corner, and I do have advice for today's students:

The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
The less you know, the less you forget.
The less you forget, the more you know.
So why study?

-Old Doc