Saturday, September 26, 2009

Yes, Sir, Coach

That high-school football coach in Kentucky has been acquitted of negligent homicide or whatever by a jury. He had overworked his team in their practice in the August heat, resulting in the death of one of the boys on the team. Thank goodness for such coaches who know how to toughen up our boys. They gotta be protected, or next thing we know we'll have parents "upset" over, say, the coaches showing their teams "Rambo" movies before a game. Gotta weed out the sissy boys, and prepare some of the players for their future role as Army soldiers in endless, winless wars in hellhole foreign countries.

-Old Gargoyle


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