Awe

You know what I miss? Don't laugh. Awnings---awnings for house windows and awnings for car windows. You promised not to laugh. Awnings were great---ugly, I guess, but practical. You could have your car windows down in a light rain while the awnings did their work---refreshing. You could have your house windows open even in a heavy rain---refreshing. Write your auto dealer and your furniture store; demand the return of awnings. You won't be sorry.

-Old Gargoyle