Diary Update

Let's see---I'm reading my written notes from my t.v.-viewing schedule. I watched only ten minutes of "30 Rock" and only 30 minutes of "60 Minutes," so I wrote "10 Rock" and "30 Minutes." I had no trouble finding the network for "Lost," so I scribbled "Found." "American Idol" I found to be boring, so in it went as "American Idle." Caught a tedious episode of "Project Runway," so somehow I noted it as "Project Walkway." "Wife Swap" disappointed me, so to me it was "Non-Porn." I quickly guessed the mysterious disease on "House," so it became "D.O.A." Now if the Super Bowl game is a bust, it'll have to be Empty Bowl, I guess.

-Old Gargoyle