The little woman is sardonic. She knows how much it irks me to hear when I'm on a business call, "Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us." So without me realizing what she did, she bought a new toaster for our kitchen. When I put slices of bread into it, then began banging it because it was taking too long, the recorded voice from the toaster began saying to me, "Please continue to hold. Your toast is important to us."
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
2 comments:
I'm sorry, but for a lack of a works cited page, I'm going to have to give this post an F Minus.
F.S.#9, you're overdue for an advancement for your acute eye. Henceforth you shall be known as Former Student #7.
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