A delightful joke I just read:
A young woman was speeding in her sports car when she was stopped by a policewoman. "Please show me your driver's license," the policewoman said to the driver.
"Yes, M'am. What does it look like?" the woman driver replied as she began fumbling in her purse.
"It's rectangular and it has your picture on it," the cop answered.
The driver kept digging in her purse until she found a small rectangular mirror. "Here," she said, giving it to the policewoman.
The cop looked in the mirror, then said, "Okay, Miss, you can go. I didn't realize you too are a police officer."
Yes, I'm afraid so: both women were bleached blonds.
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