Well Grounded

You know what you don't want? You don't want to have a neighbor who both sees the current movie, "Buried Alive," and who reads the news that it'll take a decade for our nation to make its economic recovery. Why not? Because then you'll find yourself spending about four hours digging into the ground to remove the neighbor from having buried himself in a homemade time capsule designed to be opened in ten years after the recession. Believe me. Took exactly three hours and forty-five minutes for Emory.