Ah, you gotta love "The Onion":
Headlines:
"Restoration of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses"
"Report: 9 of 10 Americans Cannot Eat Another Bite"
"What the Hell Am I Supposed To Do with All These Constitutional Rights?"
"Cleveland Indians Sign Guy Who Successfully Jogged across Street"
"Miss Nude America Loses Title Day after Appearing Clothed in 'Woman's Day'"
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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