Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Mind Is a Funny Thing

I couldn't believe it. This morning I went to Dover for my weekly session with my shrink, Dr. Fraud-Gilbride.

"Doctor Tom isn't here today," his receptionist told me as I entered the office. "But he has a substitute who will see you."

As I say, I couldn't believe it. During the entire session, while I was lying on my back on the couch and talking to the young sub shrink, she was silently TEXTING her friends!

Yes, she was a bleached blond. Now I believe it.


2 comments:

willowind said...

Wonderfully refreshing! Breath of fresh air! Bravo!!!

Old Gargoyle said...

Hey, when did Willowind blow into my blog room (and mind)?