From the Whichever Comes First Department:
"He'll be haunted by not, not for the rest of his life, but until the day he dies."
(First Minister of Scotland Alex Salmon)
From the Excessive Honesty Department:
Attorney: "Were you freebasing the cocaine?"
Defendant: "No I bought it."
(courtroom testimony in Redding, California)
From the You Bedder Believe It, Sayz Mayor Chet Department:
"Village of Crestwood:
"English Is Our Language--
"No Excetions---Learn It"
(billboard erected by Crestwood, Illinois Mayor Chester Stranczek)
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