When an exhausted, over-worked vampire goes out in the evening for his feeding, I wonder if he looks for a human with high blood pressure.
-Old Gargoyle
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- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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He probably goes for college students or gamers at 24-hour LAN centers. They're packed with Guarana, Taurine, and Caffeine.
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