Restless-leg syndrome, microfibermyolgia (or whatever it's called), dry-eye syndrome, etc.---all these medical conditions I see on tv I think I have. But I think I know what I need for all this crap: good old cane syrup. Yes, heavy, black, sweet cane syrup, not this sissy maple stuff sold here in New England and Delaware. Gotta get me some cane syrup! Reader, feel free to mail me a few cans; whatever I don't eat I'll use as motor oil.
-Old Gargoyle
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What's your address, Doc? I'd love to send some your way since I never got you that fruitcake.
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