I'll do it again tomorrow, April 1. Every other year on that date, I enter a branch of my bank dressed in a long coat, sunglasses, and hat, and carrying a paper bag. I choose a young-woman teller, preferably a bleached-blond one, and approach her counter. I silently push the paper bag in front of her with an attached note which reads, "Quick! Take all the money from this bag, and put it into your bank!" Inevitably the alarm sounds, and a guard is quickly in my face. Then I have to start explaining. Well, wish me luck for this year.
-Old Gargoyle
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